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“Ooo Ooo Eee Eeek, AH AH AH!”
Which would be Chinese for “Happy New Year!” (assuming it was a monkey speaking chinese that is...)
What? You never heard a Monkey speak chinese before?
(and DON’T, DO NOT answer “uh huh huh, I’ve heard YOU speak chinese before yutai... ” Cause then I would not let you eat sweet tasty things with red bean paste! grrrrr!)
But I Digress....
Party on Sat, Jan 24th!
Come join ZamZam, Milo, and me, for a kicking Chinese New Year jamberoo! There will be food. There will be booze. And there will also be assorted monkeys in various stages of undress...
(okay, two out of three ain’t bad... unless you count drunken, half naked
versions of my friends as monkeys...)
What to expect:
Various chinese new year foods of my devising...
Booze, and more booze...
ZamZam doing a strip tease...
What to bring:
- Your sweet ass...
- Something for the red
envelope exchange
let's make it MONKEY THEMED this year, eh?
- Some booze to contribute..
If you drink that is, if not, good for you! ... your life must be really boring... kidding! don't clobber me in the head when you come. It's bad manners to physically harm the host in Chinese tradition!
Once again, please RSVP.
If not, I will call upon my ancient mystical chinese powers and transform myself into my monkey form, and throw little shit pellets at you!
But seriously...
Okay all scatalogical threats asides. Please come and make happy family with me on Chinese New Years. We have good fun, okay?